REBLOG IF U A LIL STRESSED

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  •   ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

  • blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
  • someone: looks like urine trouble
  • tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
  • tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
  • tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
  • tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
  • tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
  • tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
  • tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
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