• 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
  • Me: Cannabis
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
  • Me: Bruh

thesoundofmyotpgettingmarried:

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

gay4zayn:

Zayn always disappears and comes back hotter than ever like what’s your secret

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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